Monday, May 07, 2007

Family problems?

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot.

The Indian man said to the American,"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once.

We call this arranged marriage.I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, " Talking about love marriages?... I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

"After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.

More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son I.e. My brother is my grandson.

Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.. ?

Strength of a Man & Beauty of a Woman

Strength of a Man

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.

The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has.
It is how good a buddy he is with his kids.

The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work.
It is in how respected he is at home.

The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits.
It is in how tender he touches.

The strength of a man isn't how many women he's Loved by.
It is in can he be true to one woman.

The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift.
It is in the burdens he can understand and overcome.


Beauty of a Woman

The beauty of a woman
Is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries,
Or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman
Must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.

The beauty of a woman
Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman
Is reflected in her soul.

It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows,
The beauty of a woman
With passing years-only grows.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Nice poem by african kid!!!

When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,

When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..

Black & White

And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,

When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling me Colored??

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

COdes Of Nokia,Sony Ericsson,Motorola,Samsung

SAMSUNG MOBILE CODES

For Checking the international Mobile Equipment Identity ( IMEI Number)

Code is *#o6#

For Battery Detail....

Code is *#0228#

Master Code Of Samsung Mobiles...or (unlock the set)

code is *2767*2878#/*2767*7377#

Test LCD contras.....

Code is *#0523#

For Checking Software Detail...
code is *#9999#

Nokia Codes

18 *#73# Reset phone timers and game scores

19 *#746025625# Displays the SIM Clock status,
if your phone supports this power saving feature "SIM Clock Stop Allowed",
it means you will get the best standby time possible

20 *#7760# Manufactures code

21 *#7780# Restorefa ctory settings
22 *#8110# Software version for the nokia 8110

23 *#92702689# (to rember *#WAR0ANTY#)

Displays -

1. Serial Number,
2. Date Made
3. Purchase Date,
4. Date of last repair (0000 for no repairs),
5. Transfer User Data.
To exit this mode -you need to switch your phone off then on again

24 *#94870345123456789# Deactivate the PWM-Mem

25 **21*number# Turn on "All Calls" diverting to the phone number entered

26 **61*number# Turn on "No Reply" diverting to the phone number entered

27 **67*number# Turn on "On Busy" diverting to the phone number entered

Quotes On Mother

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
Marion C. Garretty

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity, it dares all things and crushes down remorselessly all that stands in its path.
Agatha Christie

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.
Mark Twain

A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
Irish Proverb

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother.
Abraham Lincoln

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face.
George Eliot.

Most of all the other beautiful things in life come by twos and threes by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers, and sisters, aunts and cousins, but only one mother in the whole world.
Kate Douglas Wiggin

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
George Washington

There is no velvet so soft as a mother's lap, no rose as lovely as her smile, no path so flowery as that imprinted with her footsteps.
Archibald Thompson

Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs ... since the payment is pure love.
Mildred B. Vermont

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Instructions for Life

01. Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
02. Memorize your favorite poem.
03. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
04. When you say "I love you" - mean it.
05. When you say "I'm sorry" look the person in the eye.
06. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
07. Believe in love at first sight.
08. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
09. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

How to check and stop automatic mail send by virus through email program

Here's a computer trick today that's very important and ingenious in its simplicity.

As you may know, when/if a worm virus
gets into your computer it heads straight for
your email address book and sends itself to everyone in there, thus infecting all your
friends and associates.

This trick won't keep the virus from getting
into your computer, but it will stop it from
using your address book to spread further,
and it will alert you to the fact that the worm attacked your system.

Here's what you do:

first, open your address book and click on
"new contact" just as you would do if you were adding a new friend to your list of email addresses.

In the window where you would type your friend's first name, type in !000 (that's an exclamation mark followed by 3 zeros).

In the window below where it prompts you to enter the new email address, type in "WormAlert," which of course, isn't a real email address. Then
complete everything by clicking add, enter, ok, etc.

Now, here's what you've done and why it works: the "name" !000 will be placed at the top of your address book as entry #1.

This will be where the worm will start in an effort to send itself to all your friends. But when it tries to send itself to !000, it will be undeliverable because of the phony email address you enter (WormAlert).

If the first attempt fails (which it will because of the phony address), the worm goes no further and your contacts will not be infected.

Here's the second great advantage of this method: if an email cannot be delivered, you will be notified of this in your Inbox almost immediately.

Hence, if you ever get an email telling you that an email addressed to WormAlert could not be delivered, you know right away that you have the worm virus in your system. You can then take steps to get rid of it!

Thought this was worthwhile since cyber
terrorism may be on the rise...

Please pass it on. If everyone would do this,
no one would be able to spread viruses .

AUR BATAO

Guess we all r suffering frm it..

Conversation between 2 Orkut Friends:

fr1---hello
fr2---hi

fr1---hey h r u???
fr2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

fr1---m fine too
fr2---cool

fr1---so howz life???
fr2--gud

fr1--hmmmm

fr1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)
fr2--hmmm everything as usual

fr2--so wht else???
fr1--nothing much

fr2--ok
fr2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)

And it goes on like this untill they give up

Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds, then u r
also
suffering from "aur batao syndrome" It means ur life is all screwed up
following the usual monotonous routine.

Probably u need a change in ur life something which is
exciting,something which is adventurous, something which really makes u
feel gud

Correct????

yeh sab to thik hai ab

AUR BATAO

Monday, March 12, 2007

Enough is Enough

An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four," answered the old lady.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"

"My husband is eighty-seven."

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."

Funny Quotes

In every pain there is tremendous opportunity for overwhelming
gain! Use it to your advantage!
-------------
Kent Nelson

" To err is human, to forgive divine."
-------------
Alexander Pope

" Make your own destiny, Don't wait for it to come to you,
Life is not a rehearsal!"
-------------
Source Unknown

" Life is like a piano --- what you get out of it,
Depends on how you play it."
-------------
Source Unknown

" To accomplish great things we must not only act, but also dream.
Not only plan, but also believe."
-------------
Anatole France

" Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's
dreams."
-------------
Source Unknown

" No matter what a man's past may have been, his future is
spotless."
-------------
John R. Rice

" Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart."
-------------
Confucius

" A person's face may change over a lifetime,
But their heart can stay true forever."
-------------
Source Unknown

" If you think positive, you can move a mountain in no time."
-------------
Source Unknown

" No love, no friendship
Can cross the path of our destiny
Without leaving some mark on it forever."
-------------
Francois Mauriac

"My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said,
"How about Tuesday?"
-------------
Buddy Hackett

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it
doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
-------------
Mickey Rooney

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
-------------
Rita Rudner

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
-------------
Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-------------
Rodney Dangerfield

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe.
-------------
Jackie Mason

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
-------------
Mike Myers

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-------------
Michel de Montaigne


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-------------
Hemant Joshi

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
-------------
Anonymous

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to
own one.
-------------
W.C. Fields

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at
a cat one time...they're gone.
-------------
Lenny Bruce

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to
'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
-------------
Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were
exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
-------------
Groucho Marx

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I
wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
-------------
Mark Klein


Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup
truck, and end up with a station wagon.
-------------
Tim Allen

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many
women very happy?
-------------
Benny Hill


I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,
'Thyroid problem?'
-------------
Emo Philips

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
-------------
Les Dawson

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's
nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
-------------
Rodney Dangerfield

Saturday, March 10, 2007

HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY

Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life.

He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return , they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.

He would hold a competition in the next year's seminar and that the best plants would be awarded suitably.

Everyone did what was told to him. A year passed quickly. And next year in a big hall, there were hundreds of pots and a great variety of plants-a great scene.

Except one pot in which the soil was there and no plant! The owner was standing quietly and seemingly ashamed of himself!

The general manager called him on the stage. He asked him what happened and he told him the truth. He planted the seed which he was given – and did that was to be done- but nothing happened!

The general manager declared him the winner!

Everyone was shocked. It was announced, "Gentlemen! The seeds I gave you were boiled seeds. You planted them and nothing happened! You acted smartly and used some other seeds.

This man was honest to his work and, therefore he did not cheat me or himself!"

Friendship, the most precious harmony

When the clouds cover the blue sky
And the light has difficulties to shimmer through
When you are brought back to yourself
and consider in what to do


When the rain flushes you down
When the water makes you almost to drown


When the blanket of darkness wraps you so, that you cannot breath anymore
When you hold down your head,
and can not see the sky


When your tears trouble your sight


then it is so good to know
that there is always your shoulder
Where I can lean on, without having to ask you please
Then my tears come, and the lonelyness end
I need no words
because I know
that I love you, my dear friend


I lean on you, and soon my head will rise
To see in the darkest night
that little sparkling light
It is a star
So far
but shining on you, and me
Friendship, the most precious harmony


Know that I am there, when you kneed it my friend
ah well, needless to say
Just like you are there for me
just like that
I pick you up, before you have bend

Friday, March 09, 2007

PISCES MAN & WOMEN

PISCES MAN

He is very emotional and always allow himself to be very emotional. He can have a good night sleep and be in a good mood, and less than few hours at work he can be very moody. He does not understand things or try to understand things easily. If you notice him carefully, you will notice what kind of moods he is in.

He is a thinker and able to do well at work and always succeed. His normal gestures mean he always look at other people faults, but he will not talk about it. He has the ability to know your thought and able to tell you what you are thinking about.

He can mostly memorize all his anger, his loves. They are his important secrets and he will keep them to himself and will never let you know. He is not a very ambition man and careless about his position in society. Wealth does not drawn his attention, because he is not greedy man and as well he thinks money is not something that will last. He could be very careless about his future. He does not like to fight against all odds, but instead following the stream and make life easier. Sometimes because he likes to take an easy path, which cause him very unsteady future.

He is kind and slightly lazy, but it is his cute character. He hates rules and regulations. He will never look down on people. He is a polite guy and can be very aggressive when he is mad. He loves to think that he lives in a beautiful world and surround by nice people, so if he finds his world is cruel and not what he expects, he will live in his world instead.

His other charm is that he is a funny guy, and it is his real weapon. He can tease you and yet make it looks like one of his joke. Even when he is sad, he still has that funny face, so you could hardly tell if he is mad or depress. He likes to hide his feeling and help other people especially those who need friend or lonely.

He will be everything that you want and everything you do not want. He has a chance to make it as much as a chance to fail. He can determine to make it work and can do it well, except he tends to lost his energy with other important things, that's how he miss many of his good opportunity.

He can be happy and content by himself. What he think is important is not "Love" ,but firm status and stability. He has plenty of love for you.

He is a good speaker, as much as he is a good listener. When he is with you, he wants to be happy. He understand his partner's emotional. He likes to take a long rest and sometimes being alone. If he needs to be alone, try not to disturb him.

He is a sensitive, quiet , shy and easily hurt. He wants to feel worthy. He can be mad and noisy, but once he calm down, he will be that happy person again. He is not a jealous or possessive guy, and if he feels jealous he will hide it. He has many friends of both sex, and he care about his friends. He likes to have lots of friends, so you can not get jealous or else you will loose him. He likes beautiful things, so if a pretty woman walk by he will look ,so do not get mad at him knowing this fact.

When he is lonely or feeling sad, be close to comfort him. He does not like to take advice,so if you want him to listen or to follow your advice, you have to act as a good sample for him first. He likes a cheery and a smart woman. If you treat him like he is your special person, then he will be that special person for you. He will trust you if he is in love, but try not to over doing it and spoil him too much. You have to know yourself worth all the time too.

PISCES WOMAN

She likes to be in a dream world than to be in reality. She is weak and sensitive when it's come to "Love". She can cry if her best friend is breaking up, and she can be over excited when her friend gets a new boy friend who is a good looking and rich even it is nothing concerned her at all. You might be surprise to see that she is shy just because she is in love. More or less it will be in Pisces woman. She loves small animal and gifted in training animals.

She has sixth senses and she can guess what will happen next, it's her nature. Even she has a good sixth senses, she can not pick or foreseen her own choice of lover. She can not tell if she meet a sincere guy or a one night stand guy.

She likes to buy and pick her own cloths. She likes to dress cute and be cute. Pisces woman tend to be a good looking woman and she has a nice skin. Her hands and feet are small and soft. Pisces woman loves to shop for shoes as if she collects them. She is a hot lady that everyone wants her. Whether she has a man in her life or not , she will never try to over powered any man. It's not even in her thought.

She thinks man can handle things better, and she will make her man feel that way. She is an easy going person, so being with her is easy. She is a confident woman and likes to make people who stay with her happy. She knows how to please and how to comfort a man. If something is wrong, she will try to make other people belief that it's must be because of someone else, not because of her love one. She will not push her man to be ambition but to make him feel like he should be happy with the way he is now. She is happy with you for what you are now.

A Pisces woman , if she has a bad childhood, she will always remember it and it will make her a very unhappy person. She will pity herself and feel sorry for herself. She tends to hurt herself with out knowing it and so vulnerable to drugs (real drugs or just sleeping pills). She has many choices and you can never tell which path she going to take. If you love her , then hold her tight because she never knows why she did what she did or what she will do next.

A complex character. You may think she is a shy innocent type and can not hurt anyone, then you are wrong. You might think she is a fragile person who needs protection, wrong again. She has been through a lot, a tough cookie. She is a dreamer and love the word "Love", so she is the type who will buy gift for anyone for any occasion, especially if it is a gift for wedding or an anniversary even for someone who she does not know so well.

Be very careful if fall in love with Pisces woman. She can be a total different person before and after. She can be an angle before and later a witch, but everyone is not perfect, right? She will be soft and gentle most of the time, so not to worry. She is emotional and extremely sensitive when she frequently got hurt. She is the type who can cry her heart out.

She can have a secret fear inside, when she says she does not need anyone. She badly needs someone to protect her, but sometimes she can hide that feeling by being stubborn. She likes to hide her shyness and her weakness from her enemy. She does not like to follow any fixed rules. She can be a good housewife if you know how to handle her.

Many men will ask to marry her because she is a 100% woman. If she wants to be sweet, she is a real angles.

Love, Wealth and Success

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something to eat."

"Is the man of the house home?", they asked.

"No", she replied. "He's out."

"Then we cannot come in", they replied.

In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.

"Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"

The woman went out and invited the men in"

" We do not go into a House together," they replied.

"Why is that?" she asked.

One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of us you want in your home."

The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was overjoyed. "How n ice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"

Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home will then be filled with love!"

"Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.

"Go out and invite Love to be our guest ."

The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love? Please come in and be our guest."

Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up and followed him. Surprised, t he lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and Success !!!!!!"

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Tongue Twisters

Let's Twist Our Tongues!!!

Lets see if you can repeat them 5 times in a row without having a slip of your tongue! Its Funny!

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand".How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

I thought a thought.But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"

Mr Inside went over to see Mr Outside. Mr Inside stood outside and called to MrOutside inside. Mr Outside answered Mr Inside from inside and Told Mr Inside to come inside. Mr Inside said "NO", and told Mr Outside to come outside. MrOutside and Mr Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr Outside coaxed Mr Inside to come inside, then both Mr Outside and Mr Inside went outside to the riverside.

She sells sea shells on the sea shore, but the sea shells that she sells, on the sea shore are not the real ones.

The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine, Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly"Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue!

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

Mr. See owned a saw.And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw!

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

GOD

Two men went fishing. One was an experienced fisherman, the other wasn't.
Every time the experienced fisherman caught a big fish, he put it in his ice

chest to keep it fresh. Whenever the inexperienced fisherman caught a big
fish, he threw it back.

The experienced fisherman watched this go on all day and finally got tired
of seeing the man waste good fish. "Why do you keep throwing back all the
big fish you catch?" he asked.

The inexperienced fisherman replied, "I only have a small frying pan."

Sometimes, like that fisherman, we throwback the big plans, big dreams, big
jobs, big opportunities that God gives us. Our faith is too small.

We laugh at that fisherman who didn't figure out that all he needed was a
bigger frying pan, yet how ready are we to increase the size of our faith?

Whether it's a problem or a possibility, God will never give you anything
bigger than you can handle. That means we can confidently walk into anything

God brings our way.

You can do all things through God. Nothing is too big for God.

Rhyming Couplets

A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the entries they received.


My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"


Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.


Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face


Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not


I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face


I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!


I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming


My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way

Remember Me

When life's a struggle
And the world gets you down
Just remember the one
Who turned your life around

When you think no one cares
And no one could understand
He will be here waiting
Just to hold your hand

When you feel so neglected
And you feel so alone
You feel so unwanted
In every fiber of your bones

Remember the one
Who told you he cared
The one who promised you
To hold you when your scared

Remember the times
That you cried together
And somehow just doing that
Made everything seem better

So if tomorrow morning you wake up
And the darkness doesn't let you see
Just Remember the one who loved you
Just Remember Me

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Valentine Day Wallpaper & Cards 1























Thursday, February 08, 2007

That's Love

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ....then it's not love .. it's "Infatuation"

If you love some one because you think that you shouldn't leave him because others think that you shouldn't ... then it's not love.. it's "Compromise"

If you love some one because you have been kissed by him ... then it's not love.. it's "Inferiority complex"

If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings ... then it's not love .. it's "Charity"

If you love some one because you share every thing with him ... then it's not love... it's "Friendship"

BUT...
If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him ... that's "LOVE"

If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets... that's "LOVE"

If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn't want to ... that's "LOVE"

Love Drive People Crazy

If you talk to two persons - one who has never felt love, and other who is deeply in love, you will find them talking in a very different way. If you ask a person who has never loved about what he/she felt about the other's talk, the answer will be- crazy!

Is it true? Does love drive one to madness? It may not be madness as understood by psychiatrists, but a madness of emotions. Is that right? Why does love do that? To understand this, we have to explore more about love or romance. Is it friendship? Is it physical attraction? is it just liking for each other? What is love and what is this relationship all about? Love combines all these and goes much beyond in bonding. Lovers are bonded to each other emotionally and totally. A lover cannot imagine of a life without his/her beloved. A lover will suffer like a fish suffers without water, if he/she is separated from the beloved. Love becomes the whole life. Love gives life. Love becomes the reason of life. Life begins and ends with love. That is love. And that's why people call love mad!

How and why a lover feels like this for one's beloved is beyond any logical explanation. There is no arithmetic sum that can decide this. It is all emotional. And the emotions are so overwhelming that they engulf the whole personality. Why does a flower look lovely to all of us? Why are we attracted by the sight of a beautiful sunset? Why do we love to walk on the beach? Do we know? Can we answer these questions? Our only answer may be that- I feel happy doing it. A lover feels happy, rather so happy in love that it cannot be compared with any other happiness. One forgets one's pains, one's pleasures and one's existence when in love.

Fall in love if you still haven't and feel the madness. You will get a clue to why true lovers are called mad. Send some ecards to your beloved, to increase the love between you.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

How to realize

To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
Who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To! Realize
The value of one millisecond:
As k the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when

You can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Heavenly Eyes

Your wonderful heavenly eyes
Your gaze makes me turn to ice
Befitting only for the dice
Enjoying every bit like rice.

The look, as it stares
Makes me look at the stars
As they beam so linear
In the heavenly arena.

Will I be able to cope?
For how long will I hope?
Maybe it's all a "scope"?
I thought as I answered, "nope".

The heavenly eyes
Makes me squint like mice
Though tiny like a host of lice
Indelible is its bliss.

Monday, January 22, 2007

A Mother's Sacrifice

My mom only had one eye. I hated her... she was such an embarrassment. My mom ran a small shop at a flea market. She collected little weeds and such to sell... anything for the money we needed she was such an embarrassment. There was this one day during elementary school.

I remember that it was field day, and my mom came. I was so embarrassed.

How could she do this to me? I threw her a hateful look and ran out. The next day at school..."Your mom only has one eye?!" and they taunted me.

I wished that my mom would just disappear from this world so I said to my mom, "Mom, why don't you have the other eye?! You're only going to make me a laughingstock. Why don't you just die?" My mom did not respond. I guess I felt a little bad, but at the same time, it felt good to think that I had said what I'd wanted to say all this time.

Maybe it was because my mom hadn't punished me, but I didn't think that I had hurt her feelings very badly.

That night...I woke up, and went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. My mom was crying there, so quietly, as if she was afraid that she might wake me. I took a look at her, and then turned away. Because of the thing I had said to her earlier, there was something pinching at me in the corner of my heart. Even so, I hated my mother who was crying out of her one eye. So I told myself that I would grow up and become successful, because I hated my one-eyed mom and our desperate poverty.

Then I studied really hard. I left my mother and came to Seoul and studied, and got accepted in the Seoul University with all the confidence I had. Then, I got married. I bought a house of my own. Then I had kids, too. Now I'm living happily as a successful man. I like it here because it's a place that doesn't remind me of my mom.

This happiness was getting bigger and bigger, when someone unexpected came to see me "What?! Who's this?!" ...It was my mother...Still with her one eye. It felt as if the whole sky was falling apart on me. My little girl ran away, scared of my mom's eye.

And I asked her, "Who are you? I don't know you!!!" as if I tried to make that real. I screamed at her "How dare you come to my house and scare my daughter! GET OUT OF HERE! NOW!!!" And to this, my mother quietly answered, "oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared. Thank good ness... she doesn't recognize me. I was quite relieved. I told myself that I wasn't going to care, or think about this for the rest of my life.

Then a wave of relief came upon me...one day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. I lied to my wife saying that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went down to the old shack, that I used to call a house...just out of curiosity there, I found my mother fallen on the cold ground. But I did not shed a single tear. She had a piece of paper in her hand.... it was a letter to me.

She wrote:

My son...

I think my life has been long enough now. And... I won't visit Seoul anymore... but would it be too much to ask if I wanted you to come visit me once in a while? I miss you so much. And I was so glad when I heard you were coming for the reunion. But I decided not to go to the school.... For you... I'm sorry that I only have one eye, and I was an embarrassment for you.

You see, when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost your eye. As a mother, I couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with only one eye... so I gave you mine...I was so proud of my son that was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. I was never upset at you for anything you did. The couple times that you were angry with me. I thought to myself, 'it's because he loves me.' I miss the times when you were still young around me.

I miss you so much. I love you. You mean the world to me.

My world shattered!!!

There were tears and tears in our eyes. One of these was mine and other was my mother's. and I cried alot for the person who lived for me... My Mother, The Great.

Friday, January 19, 2007

GOD THE MAKER

Everything that we see around us,
God made it for us.
God made the sky and the land,
God made the sea and the sand.
God made the plants and the trees,
God made the birds and the bees.
God made the hills and the rivers,
God made the beautiful flowers.
God made the sun to give us heat and light,
God made the moon to brighten the sky at night.
God made the twinkling stars,
God made us as we are.

True Friendship

With you, it's all about voiceless communication-
always knowing exactly what to say,
but never actually having to say it.

When no one seems to be listening,
you hear.
When I hurt but don't show it,
you know.
When I turn away to hide my tears,
you see.
When I feel like I can't get through to anyone,
you understand.

Your eyes glow just for me,
and I know you're proud.
You flash your magical, healing smile my way,
and I know everything will be all right.

You know everything there is to know about me.
You know what worries me,
what keeps me up at night,
and what shames me so badly
that I can't share it with anyone.
Most importantly, though,
none of those things bother you.

You've restored my faith in people
and proved that there is a thing
called true friendship.

Monday, January 15, 2007

True Meaning of Love

When you like someone, you tend to be close, possessiveness grooms. Time flies. You smile when they are happy and cry when they are sad. Being with them is what we yearn for.
One day, when we find they were never meant for us, we are left with tear filled eyes and broken heart. Cherish it, because love isnt when you are happy, its when you accept
grief. Its a pleasure in pain !!!

Road to success

The road to success is not straight... There is a curve called failure... A loop called confusion... Speed bumps called bad friends.. Red lights called
enemies... Caution lights called family... You will have flats called jobs. But, if you have a spare wheel called determination. .. An engine called
perseverance. .. Insurance called faith... A driver called GOD... You will make it to a place called SUCCESS!

School Life Vs College Life

School: 1 color dress for 100 days
College: 100 color dress for 1 day

School :
2 books for 1 subject
College: 1 book for all subjects

School: a white pipe (chalk) in teacher's hand
College: a white pipe (cigarate) in student's hand

School: Most frequent letter - Leave letter
College: Most frequent letter - Love letter

School: if we go its boring
College: if we dont go its boring..

I pray for you

1) I pray FOR YOU
a life that YOU truly deserve,
a life as good as YOUR heart,
a life as bright as YOUR smile,
& a life as wonderful as YOU..
Take care..
Good nite

2) Zakham + You =
MARHAM
Tanhayee + You =
MEHFIL
Tears + You =
SMILE
Raasta + You =
MANZIL
Nothing + You =
EVERYTHING
Me + You =
F.R.I.E.N.D. S.

3) Ice is a Cream, Luv is a Dream but our relationship is Evergreen. Don't make friends before Understanding & don't break friendship after Misundrstanding. .!!

4) Get up! Get up!
The world waiting
for you.,
Walk with aims!
Run with , confidence!!
Fly with your Achivements!
So,get up,
Early like a bird. GooD MorninG.

5) The four Blessed Looks:

Look back and get experience.

Look forward and see future.

Look around and find truth.

Look within & Know yourself!

6) A special smile, a special face,a special sum1 i can't replace , a special hi from me to u for the special frndship i hve found in u.

7) A friend is a sweet gift
An emotional lift
A heart healer
A mood chiller
A gem so rare
An answered prayer
A happy mate
A lucky fate
Like U...

8) Success is waiting for you.
Difficulties are blocking the path.
Take the weapon of confidence and reach your success every day!
Good Morning.

9) "Love ur self,
roam with ur understanding,
romance with dreams,
get engaged with simplicity,
marry genuineness,
divorce the ''ego''.Thats life with friendship.

10) Life is 2 short 2 be spent in fault finding Holding grudges or keeping memory of wrong done 2 us.....So...
Forgive before forgiveness is asked..

IMAGINE A DAY WHEN .....................

CAN YOU IMAGINE A DAY WHEN YOUR PARENTS GO OUT AND NEVER COME BACK !

CAN YOU IMAGINE A DAY WHEN YOU ARE TERRIBLY HUNGRY AND ALL YOUR FOODS AND MONEY IS GONE LEAVING YOU THE ONLY OPTION TO BEG !

CAN YOU IMAGINE THE DAY WHEN YOU SUDDENLY BECOME BLIND OR A DEAF OR YOUR MIND BLACKS OUT !

CAN YOU IMAGINE A DAY WHEN YOU COME TO KNOW YOUR BEST FRIEND YOUR EVERY THING WAS BETRAYING YOU ALL THESE YEARS !

LET THESE NOT BE A IMAGINATION BUT THESE ARE THE CRUEL REALITIES OF LIFE !

A REALITY A NAKED REALITY FROM WHICH WE HUMAN ARE HIDING OURSELVES !

THESE IMAGINATIONS ARE REALITIES OF MANY OF OUR FELLOW BEINGS !

BE THANKFUL TO YOUR CREATOR THAT HE HAS KEPT ALL THESE REALITIES A IMAGINATION FOR US !

BUT LET THIS THANKFULNESS DOESN'T MAKE YOU A BLIND RUNNING AWAY FROM REALITY !

SO COME NOW IS THE TIME TO LEND A HELPING HAND FULL OF LOVE AND CARE !

SO COME ..................

I love You..

"I just want to say I love you,
In your words, and in your language.

I knew "I love you" in English was very meaningful,
My promise of "Main tumse pyar karta hoon" in Hindi
was relevant,
I tried to reach your heart with "Ami tomake bhalo
bashi" in Bengali,
I wished "Mujhe tumhare mohabbat ki arzoo hai" often
in Urdu.

Learning Bengali and Gujarati was a breeze,
Now I am stuck with Urdu and Punjabi learning books,
I am confused with similar alphabets in Punjabi,
Urdu sounds sweet, but all the alphabets seem so new.

I read all the books on national integration language
series,
I think I mastered the books with the bilingual help,
But still I can't convey my message, "Mai taunu pyar
karda" in Punjabi,
Still I wish I can write "Hoo thunay prem karoo choo"
to my heart throb in Gujarati.

I may not be good in conveying my loving message in
your language,
But I am enlightened with the deep meaning of love,
In the original works of Tagore, Faiz, Batalvi, Mirabai and Verma,
I guess real love does not require a language to
convey,
When we meet and when you smile, I think message has
been conveyed.

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Space Shuttle Discovery Launch

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Sunday, January 14, 2007

Meaning Of Friend

Faithful
A friend is always faithful to you, even during the bad times.

Reliable
A friend is reliable..you can count on them to always be there.

In touch
A friend stays in touch, even though it may not be as often as you'd like!

Enduring
A true friendship is enduring, lasting even when friends lose touch for a while.

Needed
A friend is always there for you when you need someone to hug.

Devoted
A friend is devoted to your friendship and will never do anything to destroy it.

In this world you might be one person but for someone you may be the world.

Friday, January 12, 2007

What's Your Personality?

Introspective Sensitive Reflective
You come to grips more frequently and thoroughly with yourself and your environment than do most people. You detest superficiality; you'd rather be alone than have to suffer through small talk. But your relationships with your friends are highly intensive, which gives you the inner tranquility and harmony that you need in order to feel good. However it is no problem for you to be alone for extended periods of time, without becoming bored.


Independent Unconventional Unfettered

You demand a free and unattached life for yourself that allows you to determine your own course. You have an artistic bent in your work or leisure activities. Your urge for freedom sometimes causes you to do exactly the opposite of what expected of you.
Your lifestyle is highly individualistic. You would never blindly imitate what is "in"; on the contrary, you seek to live according to your own ideas and convictions, even if this means swimming against the tide.

Dynamic Active Extroverted
You are quite willing to accept certain risks and to make a strong commitment in exchange for interesting and varied work. Routine, in contrast, tends to have a paralyzing effect on you.
What you like most is to be able to play an active role in events. In doing so, your initiative is highly pronounced.

Down to Earth Well-Balanced Harmonious
You value a natural style and love that which is uncomplicated. People admire you because you have both feet planted firmly on the ground and they can depend on you. You give those who are close to you security and space. You are perceived as being warm and human. You reject everything that is garish and trite. You tend to be skeptical toward the whims of fashion trends. For you, clothing has to be practical and unobtrusively elegant.

Professional Pragmatic Self-assured
You take charge of your life, and place less faith in your luck and more in your own deeds. You solve problems in a practical, uncomplicated manner. You take a realistic view of the things in your daily life and tackle them without wavering. You are given a great deal of responsibility at work, because people know that you can be depended upon.
Your pronounced strength of will projects your self-assurance to others. You are never fully satisfied until you have accomplished your ideas.

Peaceful Discreet Non-Aggressive
You are easy-going yet discreet. You make friends effortlessly, yet enjoy your privacy and independence. You like to get away from it all and be alone from time to time to contemplate the meaning of life and enjoy yourself. You need space, so you escape to beautiful hideaways, but you are not a loner. You are at peace with yourself and the world, and you appreciate life and what this world has to offer.

Carefree Playful Cheerful
You love a free and spontaneous life. And you attempt to enjoy it to the fullest, in accordance with the motto: "You only live once."
You are very curious and open about everything new; you thrive on change. Nothing is worse than when you feel tied down. You experience your environment as being versatile and always good for a surprise.

Romantic Dreamy Emotional
You are a very sensitive person. You refuse to view things only from a sober, rational standpoint. What your feelings tell you is just as important to you. In fact, you feel it is important to have dreams in life, too.
You reject people who scorn romanticism and are guided only by rationality. You refuse to let anything confine the rich variety of your moods and emotions.

Analytical Trustworthy Self-assured
Your momentary sensitivity represents that which is of high quality and durable. Consequently, you like to surround yourself with little "gems," which you discover wherever others overlook them.
Thus, culture plays a special role in your life. You have found your own personal style, which is elegant and exclusive, free from the whims of fashion. Your ideal, upon which you base your life, is cultured pleasure. You value a certain level of culture on the part of the people with whom you associate.

Reality - Husband & Wife

Husband & Wife - Why divorce?
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to
divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because he
is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She replied,
"My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I
die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know
that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your
wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married
the wrong man."

Husband & Wife - Why?
" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home
that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's
arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then
coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

Husband & Wife - Same Service
A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first
married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers
and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years it's
all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs
around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting
the same service!"

Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband
One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her
husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have
I ever said anything bad about him?"


Husband & Wife - Love To Do

A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door
and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every
time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the
husband. "But I don't know her well enough."


Husband & Wife - No Answer Back

A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts
shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer
her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?" The
man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and
none of them dares to answer back.

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home
late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the
neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in
the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that
cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said,
"You see, his name is Bill."

Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied,
"I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's
wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

No fun without FRIENDS

Your Love is Ur Heart,
Your heart is Ur Spouse,
Your spouse is Ur Future,
Your future is Ur Destiny,
Your destiny is Ur Ambition,
Your ambition is Ur Aspiration,
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation,
Your motivation is Ur Belief,
Your belief is Ur Peace,
Your peace is Ur Target,
Your target is Heaven,
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Cool Stress Quotes







Tuesday, January 09, 2007

9 Rules of Life

1 - Live to relax!

2 - Love your bed, it is your temple!

3 - Relax in the day, so that you can sleep at night!

4 - Work is holy, so don't attack it!

5 - Don't do something tomorrow, that you can do the day afterwards!

6 - Work as little as possible. Let the others do what needs to be done!

7 - Don't worry, nobody died from doing nothing, but you could get hurt at work!

8 - If you feel like doing work, sit down and wait until that feeling goes away!

9 - Don't forget: working is healthy! So leave it for the sick people!

Only God keeps You Going!

Trials keep You Strong,
Sorrows keep You Human,
Failures keeps You Humble,

Success keeps You Glowing,
But Only God keeps You Going!

When we come to the edge of the light we know, and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, of this we can be sure ... either God will provide something solid to stand on or ... .. we will be taught to fly

I asked God,"How do I get the best out of life?'God answered;'Face ur past without regret,handle with confidence prepare for the future without fear, Then He added."Keep the faith and drop the fear",Don't beleive ur doubts n never doubt ur beleifs Life is wonderful if u know how to have a great day!!!...God Bless.....

God determine who walk into ur life..........u decide who stays & who walks out........send to people u never want to lose i just did!!!!
I
Here's the weather forcast around ur residence today...there shall be showers of blessings all over U and a heavy downpour of God's love all around U...

HOPE

An inspring hope in the depth of your heart
Makes u more determine motivates you
A deep existing hope i like a sunshine
Which enligtens your heart's shine
If you wish to have a fortune and fame
"Hope"is the way to full fill your aim
When the forceful hope surrounds you
Take only few stept's more,to reach your destiny
If hope dosen't exist in your heart,in you
Only darkness,grief and misfortune are there to face
Believe in Allah,hope for His mercy
You will be granted love,peace and prosperity.

Friday, January 05, 2007

The Differences Between Friends And Best Friends

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number
(cuz! ! they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life story

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with

Enriching Thoughts

The most destructive habit ................................Worry

The greatest joy ..........................Giving

The greatest loss ..........................Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work .........Helping others

The ugliest personality trait.........................Selfishness

Our greatest natural resource ........Our youth

The greatest "shot in the arm"....................Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome......... Fear

The most effective sleeping pill .................. Peace of mind

The most crippling failure disease......Excuses

The most powerful force in life ..........................Love

The most dangerous pariah ..........A gossiper

The worst thing to be without ........................... Hope

The deadliest weapon ...............The tongue

The two most power-filled words .................... "I Can"

The greatest asset ....................... Faith

The most worthless emotion ........................ Self-pity

The most beautiful attire ............... SMILE!

The most prized possession ........................... Self esteem

The most powerful channel of communication ...........Prayer
The most contagious spirit ........................ Enthusiasm

Thursday, January 04, 2007

I am in LOVE

If love is to take a breath away
So I am in love

If love is to cry when remember
So I am in love

If love to miss and miss
So I am in love

If love to belong to
So I am in love

If love to die for
So I am in love

If love to dream of
So I am in love

If love to care about
So I am in love

If love to adore
So I am in love

If love to keep talking about
So I am in love

If love to be from and for
So I am in love

I admit.. I canʼt hide..
I am totally in love

Friend Quotes

The greatest Gift,
in the end
was a family
and a Friend.
An ear to lend
a hand to hold,
and you,
my Friend -
your heart of gold.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out

A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.

A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is at home.

A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.

Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend's success.

Funny Husband Wife

Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at

This conversation and then decide Yourself Husband

Hey Dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae God !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you &; your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it
will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another
User.

The Old Man's Physical

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.

The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''

And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''

And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator! ''

YOU AND ONLY YOU

Is anybody happier
Because YOU passed this way?
Does anyone remember
That YOU spoke to them today?

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The day is almost over,
And its toiling time is through,
Is there anyone to utter
Now a kindly word of
YOU?

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Can
YOU say tonight in parting
With the day that's slipping fast ...
That YOU helped a single person
Of the many that you passed?

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Is a single heart rejoicing
Over what
YOU did or said?
Does the one whose hopes were fading
Now with courage look ahead?

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Did
YOU waste the day or use it?
Was it well or sorely spent?
Did YOU leave a trail of kindness,
Or a scar of discontent?

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As
YOU close your eyes in slumber,
Do you think that God will say ...
"YOU have earned one more tomorrow
By what you did today?"

New Year's Resolutions

Have more patience
Appreciate the small things
Practice putting others first
Put laughter in my life
Yell less

Never put anyone down
Eagerly do my chores
Willingly give

Yearn for knowledge
Elevate others
Assume responsibility for mistakes
Remember to smile a lot

The secret to wealth

Did you know that you can be as wealthy as the richest person alive? Right now, if you choose. Wealth is more than money and property. Wealth is what you don't need.
The less you need, the wealthier you are. The opposite of wealthy is what? Needy! So there are two ways to be wealthy. One is to accumulate more and more, to meet your ever increasing needs. This can be tricky, because usually as the means increase, so do the needs, even faster. The other way is to simply let go of your needs. And you can do that anytime you choose.
Ask yourself, what do you really NEED? Do you NEED 150 channels on your TV? Do you NEED a new car every two years? Do you NEED another drink or cigarette?
We're not really talking about money and material things here. We're talking about attitude. Money is a fine tool, one of the best. And material things can add beauty and richness to life. Work for them, treasure them, enjoy them, use them to enrich your life, without needing them.
Let go of your need to possess and you are free to enjoy the limitless abundance of life.

What would other people think?
How many things do you do, and how many things do you not do, just because you're worried about what other people would think? Other people's opinions of you, and your opinions of them, cause a great amount of completely unnecessary negative thinking. Not to mention a lot of silly activity. Of course you would like to make a good impression on people. So you do your best to be polite, honest and respectful. Beyond that it's useless to concern yourself with what others think of you, because they will probably think it in spite of anything you do. And what does it matter anyway?
Refuse to be imprisoned by the opinions of others. After all, what harm can someone's opinion do to you? What power does it have over you? Only the power that you give to it. Decide to live with the freedom of your own thoughts. Be confident of your own value and worth, and that you're doing the right thing. When you believe in yourself and in what you're doing, it won't matter what other people think. And while you're at it, remember not to waste your own time by placing judgments on others.
We're all different, thankfully. What a drab world it would be if we weren't. And we all think differently. Do what you will, with the best of intentions, a steadfastness of purpose, and let others think what they may.

Learn and grow
We've all made mistakes. We've all done things that we've been ashamed of. Life is a learning experience, and mistakes are the most effective teachers. Living successfully is not about avoiding mistakes, it is about learning from them. Making a mistake once is, in the long run, a blessing for what it teaches. Making the same mistake again and again -- now that's what you want to avoid.
To not learn from your mistakes is usually worse than to make them in the first place. And the learning starts with accepting responsibility for your errors. Laying the blame on others will serve no useful purpose.
From the moment you're born, life is a learning and growing experience. Today you are more intelligent than you were yesterday. Today you are more mature than yesterday. Today you are more caring, more loving, more effective than ever before. You have grown and you continue to grow every day. The poor judgment you exercised yesterday is in the past, and you are the wiser for it.
Take comfort and delight in the new person you are always becoming. Go forward knowing that you are worthy and capable of every success.

Hope
Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. -- Francis Bacon We must live WITH hope, yet we cannot live BY hope. It is fine to hope for the best. That, however, is not enough. We cannot merely hope, we must take action.
It is sad how many things are tolerated in the hope that they will improve. Hoping for the best won't do anything. Working and taking action, with hope in your heart, will bring about results. That's a powerful combination. Hope works in your favor only as long as it is accompanied by action and commitment.
Hope cannot replace action. Do what needs to be done, hope or no hope. Hope for the best, and do everything in your power to make it happen. Yes, there is hope. Things will get better -- when you make them better.
Start each day with hope, and then get busy working. Let your hope inspire you, rather than console you. Hope for the best, and then do whatever it takes. Hope depends on you.

Failure
The surest recipe for failure, is to avoid failure. If you cannot accept the prospect that you might fail, then you will most certainly fail. To avoid failure, is to avoid even the possibility of success. Accomplishment requires effort and commitment. And it requires risk. Accomplishment requires that you make decisions, set priorities, make choices, and take action. Those things are all very risky. They can lead to failure just as surely as to success.
Yet what is failure? It is merely another step toward success. When you don't get the results you want, at least you've learned how not to act. So, is failure really so bad?
Without failure there would be no success. Make the effort. Expect the best, and accept that it may be necessary to adjust your approach to improve your results.
Be willing to fail as you take action, and you're on the road to success.

Are you willing to change?
Your life right now is the result of the things you have done up until this point in time. If you want your life to be different, you will need to make changes. Wishing for a better life won't make it so. In order for "things" to change, you must be willing to change. That means getting out of your comfort zone. It means facing your fears. It means you may need to change your career, your friends, the food you eat, the clothes you wear, where you live, your daily schedule.
You are remarkably adaptable. If you've made it this far, you have already gone through many major changes in all aspects of your life. From being an infant to a toddler to a child to a teen to an adult, the first few years of your life were filled with constant change. You are certainly up to the task.
Almost always, the fear of change, the fear of the unknown, is worse than the change itself. Once you understand this, then you realize that it is easier to change than to resist change.
There are things you need to do, changes you need to make. Go ahead with them. Don't waste your energy fearing them or resisting them. Dive right in and do what needs to be done. Change is a constant part of life. When you fear it, it will happen anyway, out of your control. When you embrace change, it will enable you to reach your goals.

Celebration Bole To

Celebration means......
A winter evening.
Four friends.
One barsaat.
Four glasses of chai.


Celebration means......
Hundred bucks of petrol.
A rusty old bike.
And an open road.


Celebration means......
Maggi noodles.
A hostel room.
4.25 a.m.


Celebration means......
3 old friends.
3 separate cities.
3 coffee mugs.
1 internet messenger.


Celebration means......
Rain on a hot tin roof.
Pakoras deep-frying.
Neighbours dropping in.
A party.


Celebration means......
You and mom.
A summer night.
A bottle of coconut oil.
A head massage.
Gossiping about absent family members

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Wish you Prosperous and Happy New Year !!!

Success is not the key to happiness.
Happiness is the key to success.
If you love what you are doing, you will be happy and successful ...
Have a Successful Year ahead !!!

Its like a new Sunrise... of Hope, of Prosperity, of Happiness
Its like a new Begining... of Thoughts, of Words, of Actions
Its like a new Day... of Energy, of Strength, of Ideas
Its like a Bunch of whole New things... of Prayers, of Friends, and of Love

I wish you Health...
So you may enjoy each day in comfort.

I wish you the Love of friends and family...
And Peace within your heart.

I wish you the Beauty of nature...
That you may enjoy the work of God.

I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities...
For those things that really matter in life.

I wish you Generosity so you may share...
All good things that come to you.

I wish you Happiness and Joy...
And Blessings for the New Year.

I wish you the best of everything...
That you so well deserve.

HAPPY AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

2 women and a man

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.

Two men and a woman.


For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
"The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife" The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, thrashing, banging on the walls.
After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL : Women are evil
Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!