Funny Husband Wife

Never marry a software engineer. Just have a look at

This conversation and then decide Yourself Husband

Hey Dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?

Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.

Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning

Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae God !forget it where's your salary.

Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card,i can do some shopping.

Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you &; your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it
will Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another
User.