Instructions for Life

01. Give people more than they expect, and do it cheerfully.
02. Memorize your favorite poem.
03. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have, or sleep all you want.
04. When you say "I love you" - mean it.
05. When you say "I'm sorry" look the person in the eye.
06. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.
07. Believe in love at first sight.
08. Never laugh at anyone's dreams.
09. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt, but it's the only way to live life completely.
10. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.
11. Don't judge people by their relatives.
12. Talk slowly but think quickly.
13. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, "Why do you want to know?"
14. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
15. Call your mom.
16. Say "Bless you" when you hear someone sneeze.
17. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.
18. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; Responsibility for all your actions.
19. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
20. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

How to check and stop automatic mail send by virus through email program

Here's a computer trick today that's very important and ingenious in its simplicity.

As you may know, when/if a worm virus
gets into your computer it heads straight for
your email address book and sends itself to everyone in there, thus infecting all your
friends and associates.

This trick won't keep the virus from getting
into your computer, but it will stop it from
using your address book to spread further,
and it will alert you to the fact that the worm attacked your system.

Here's what you do:

first, open your address book and click on
"new contact" just as you would do if you were adding a new friend to your list of email addresses.

In the window where you would type your friend's first name, type in !000 (that's an exclamation mark followed by 3 zeros).

In the window below where it prompts you to enter the new email address, type in "WormAlert," which of course, isn't a real email address. Then
complete everything by clicking add, enter, ok, etc.

Now, here's what you've done and why it works: the "name" !000 will be placed at the top of your address book as entry #1.

This will be where the worm will start in an effort to send itself to all your friends. But when it tries to send itself to !000, it will be undeliverable because of the phony email address you enter (WormAlert).

If the first attempt fails (which it will because of the phony address), the worm goes no further and your contacts will not be infected.

Here's the second great advantage of this method: if an email cannot be delivered, you will be notified of this in your Inbox almost immediately.

Hence, if you ever get an email telling you that an email addressed to WormAlert could not be delivered, you know right away that you have the worm virus in your system. You can then take steps to get rid of it!

Thought this was worthwhile since cyber
terrorism may be on the rise...

Please pass it on. If everyone would do this,
no one would be able to spread viruses .

AUR BATAO

Guess we all r suffering frm it..

Conversation between 2 Orkut Friends:

fr1---hello
fr2---hi

fr1---hey h r u???
fr2---m fine!!! Wht abt u???

fr1---m fine too
fr2---cool

fr1---so howz life???
fr2--gud

fr1--hmmmm

fr1--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)
fr2--hmmm everything as usual

fr2--so wht else???
fr1--nothing much

fr2--ok
fr2--aur batao? ( passing the ball to the other side)

And it goes on like this untill they give up

Are u also having such conversation with ur frnds, then u r
also
suffering from "aur batao syndrome" It means ur life is all screwed up
following the usual monotonous routine.

Probably u need a change in ur life something which is
exciting,something which is adventurous, something which really makes u
feel gud

Correct????

yeh sab to thik hai ab

AUR BATAO

Enough is Enough

An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell me, how old are you?"

"I'm eighty-four," answered the old lady.

"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"

"My husband is eighty-seven."

"My, my," said the lawyer, "And how long have you been married?"

"Next September we will complete sixty-two years."

"Married for sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"

"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."

Funny Quotes

In every pain there is tremendous opportunity for overwhelming
gain! Use it to your advantage!
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Kent Nelson

" To err is human, to forgive divine."
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Alexander Pope

" Make your own destiny, Don't wait for it to come to you,
Life is not a rehearsal!"
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Source Unknown

" Life is like a piano --- what you get out of it,
Depends on how you play it."
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Source Unknown

" To accomplish great things we must not only act, but also dream.
Not only plan, but also believe."
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Anatole France

" Never let yesterday's disappointments overshadow tomorrow's
dreams."
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Source Unknown

" No matter what a man's past may have been, his future is
spotless."
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John R. Rice

" Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart."
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Confucius

" A person's face may change over a lifetime,
But their heart can stay true forever."
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Source Unknown

" If you think positive, you can move a mountain in no time."
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Source Unknown

" No love, no friendship
Can cross the path of our destiny
Without leaving some mark on it forever."
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Francois Mauriac

"My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said,
"How about Tuesday?"
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Buddy Hackett

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it
doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
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Mickey Rooney

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for
marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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Rita Rudner

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with
friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
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Anonymous

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
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Rodney Dangerfield

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat
in Europe.
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Jackie Mason

Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
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Mike Myers

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
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Michel de Montaigne


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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Hemant Joshi

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
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Anonymous

Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to
own one.
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W.C. Fields

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at
a cat one time...they're gone.
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Lenny Bruce

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to
'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
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Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were
exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls.
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Groucho Marx

At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I
wanted all my life to hear: 'My dad owns a liquor store.'
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Mark Klein


Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup
truck, and end up with a station wagon.
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Tim Allen

Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many
women very happy?
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Benny Hill


I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said,
'Thyroid problem?'
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Emo Philips

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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Les Dawson

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's
nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield